Total Drama: Pahkitew Island Greetings Total Drama fans! It was time to find a new home for Chris McLean and the Total Drama Crew. As we all know, the Cree word for “explode” is pahkitew… so when we found Pahkitew Island in Western Canada – success! Welcome to Total Drama: Pahkitew Island! And, since they were starting anew, it only seemed right to bring in 14 brand new victims. Did we say victims? We meant contestants, but… tomatotomahto! Once again teen freaks, geeks, egos and cowards smash, crash, and bash their way through horrifying challenges with one goal in mind: winning that one million dollar prize! Who will take it home? No one knows until number 13 drops and the pain finally stops, here on Total! Drama! Pahkitew Island!!!"